“Such
deadpan ironies can make comedy the defender of the finer feelings which it
offends. Perhaps it even elicits feelings in the reader by affecting to
disregard them…A dark comedy may be the best answer one can muster when faced
by this messy state of affairs. Any single life should be taken seriously, but
not too seriously” (Bevis 100).
Shakespeare
is often taken too seriously, which is such a shame—he’s too funny (and
insightful) for that! For this short paper, I want you to write a satirical
review of one of the plays—either All’s Well That Ends
Well or The Tempest—pretending that you’re the first critic to ever
see the play. With that in mind, try to imagine how such a critic would be
confused by this “comedy” and the “happy endings” or “solutions” it offers us.
Throughout your review, try to be ironic—try to use the critic’s confusion,
anger, frustration, or even delight—to help us understand the point of the play
itself. In other words, don’t tell us what you like about the
play…show us what you like about the play through the voice of someone who
doesn’t understand or appreciate it.
Remember
our articles from The Onion, especially the one, “It’s Time To Give Up
" (I pasted them below). The article begins, “Years of research regarding
your progress thus far and the projected outcome of your continued efforts have
culminated in the finding that it is in fact time for you to give up, experts
on you concluded this week.” Of course, the point of the article isn’t to give
up…it’s to make fun of the way we beat ourselves up and think that we, alone,
are a ‘failure’ in life. So do the same thing in your review: have a critic
review the play who thinks Betram is a great guy and he’s finally
found the woman of his dreams…or a critic who thinks Caliban is an evil brute
who is punished the way he deserves, thanks to Prospero! Whatever you satirize,
try to do make the reader realize (a) that you don’t really mean this, and (b)
what the true point of the play really is.
REQUIREMENTS
· No
page limit, but be reasonable—one page isn’t enough!
· QUOTE
from the play in question; you might have the critic misinterpret important
lines or see the wrong thing for comic effect
· Have
fun! Be funny but also make a point—don’t just play it for laughs
· Due
Tuesday, May 1st by 5pm
THE TWO
ARTICLES: From The
Onion.Com
Ex-Boyfriend
Still Hopes To Be Terrible, Incompatible Friends
DENVER,
CO—Insisting the turmoil didn’t need to stop just because the relationship had
ended, local man Alex Ware was reportedly hopeful Monday that he and his
ex-girlfriend could still be terrible, incompatible friends. “I understand that
we’re a bad match romantically, but after everything we’ve been through, I
think we owe it to ourselves to maintain some kind of toxic relationship,” said
Ware, who assured his ex-girlfriend that he wanted her to have an unhealthy
presence in his life. “I still care about you and, even if we’re not dating
anymore, I want us to keep bringing out the worst in each other. You probably
need some space right now, but once you’re ready, maybe we can meet up to fight
occasionally.” At press time, Ware responded to his ex-girlfriend blocking him
on social media by leaving an honest, solemn message on her voicemail saying
that their breakup wasn’t working.
Report:
It’s Time To Give Up
WASHINGTON—Years
of research regarding your progress thus far and the projected outcome of your
continued efforts have culminated in the finding that it is in fact time for
you to give up, experts on you concluded this week. “You made a decent run at
it, but you’re kidding yourself if you think you’re ever really going to get
anywhere,” said numerous sources who worked on your case, none of whom believed
that further expenditure of time, energy, or resources would garner appreciable
gains and all of whom believed that a graceful admission of defeat is your best
option. “You may believe this is merely a slump or a rough patch and that
you’ll eventually get back on track with everything, but all the data we have
indicate that the more effort you put forth now, the greater your
disappointment will be when you are finally forced to surrender to your own
inadequacy and stop trying altogether. Yes, before you say anything, we know it
seems as if you have years to get it together, but you don’t. Those years will
only bear mute witness as you flail helplessly, getting nowhere. You probably
should have given up decades ago. You are a failure.” The experts also noted
that, while it has been stated many times previously that one should never,
ever give up, that sentiment is intended as a general guideline and does not
apply in your specific and more hopeless case.